The Biggest A.D.D Post Ever.
It's been a while. Many things have happened over the past month like the new job, my birthday in Niagara Falls, one year anniversary...etc. But I don't feel the need to elaborate too much on it. I don't want to spend this whole post just summerizing what already happened. I will say this...the nanny job is going well but draining some days, my b-day spent with Dave at the Sheraton overlooking the falls was wonderful and romantic, and our one year was relaxing since we exchanged gifts and pulled a good old fashioned movie night.
What I really would like to post, are some random things that I bare through in everyday life. I'm sorry that I am not girly or normal enough to go into painful detail about events in my life that happened weeks ago, I get bored doing that. I am going to write about things that I notice keep occuring over the weeks. I don't know why, I just feel like it.
The " Why does this keep happening?" List
1. Why do I wake up at 2am freezing cold with my covers bundled so oddly on the floor that it makes it impossible to untagle the tight mass of fabric in the dark.
2. Why do I now crave hot chocolate from a coffe shop everytime I step outside?
3. Why are there pubic hairs that hide half embedded in the bar of soap? How is this person washing themselves so that the pube actually gets pushed under the soap's surface layer??? Do not rub the bar in your gross areas you mysterious shower person. Why do you not work up a lather in your hands? Or at least rinse your nasty hairs off the soap? WHY??!!!!
4. Why do my bras never fit after I buy them? They fit in the store, and now as the day goes on...the more spillage I get. Especially YOU left boob. You always spill out the top and therefor it creates double boob in one cup! These bras are not cheap!! Why do they fit in the store, but when I wear them for a whole day they fail me??!!
Right now would be the time I put up some picture, bt my mom has the camera so I can't load any. I broke my promise of pictures. I'm writing again soon and finally I will have some posted. They will be random. That is all for tonight, I wanna go sit by the tv untill I grow tired at 8pm. Goodnight.
What I really would like to post, are some random things that I bare through in everyday life. I'm sorry that I am not girly or normal enough to go into painful detail about events in my life that happened weeks ago, I get bored doing that. I am going to write about things that I notice keep occuring over the weeks. I don't know why, I just feel like it.
The " Why does this keep happening?" List
1. Why do I wake up at 2am freezing cold with my covers bundled so oddly on the floor that it makes it impossible to untagle the tight mass of fabric in the dark.
2. Why do I now crave hot chocolate from a coffe shop everytime I step outside?
3. Why are there pubic hairs that hide half embedded in the bar of soap? How is this person washing themselves so that the pube actually gets pushed under the soap's surface layer??? Do not rub the bar in your gross areas you mysterious shower person. Why do you not work up a lather in your hands? Or at least rinse your nasty hairs off the soap? WHY??!!!!
4. Why do my bras never fit after I buy them? They fit in the store, and now as the day goes on...the more spillage I get. Especially YOU left boob. You always spill out the top and therefor it creates double boob in one cup! These bras are not cheap!! Why do they fit in the store, but when I wear them for a whole day they fail me??!!
Right now would be the time I put up some picture, bt my mom has the camera so I can't load any. I broke my promise of pictures. I'm writing again soon and finally I will have some posted. They will be random. That is all for tonight, I wanna go sit by the tv untill I grow tired at 8pm. Goodnight.
posted by Mandy @ 3:26 PM
7 Comments:
At 8:18 PM,
Erin said…
i love your posts, haha. i just wrote you a long comment about how:
a) my boobs always spill over too and it is because we are so generously endowed, yay boobs.
b) i crave frappuncinos all the time but especially during LADY TIME. Ask Adam. It's bad. I had 2 last week.
c) Pubes in the soap is gross. There is an earring in the soap in my apartment that has been there for a month. My roommate and I leave it there because for some reason we are amused by it. It's her earring but my soap and it got there accidentally.
d) comments are long when you are erin
and then my comment deleted because i was not signed in properly. here goes again...
take care!!!
At 9:45 PM,
Anonymous said…
hey, please write more about embedded pubes! I love it! I found myself at 12:40am trying really hard to fight the laughter that would wake up my snoring father... but i failed (much like you dad) he appeared with his robe on at the top of the stairs and gave me the eye. Although it was dark and I could not see the eye, I felt it....damn you and furry family!
At 9:50 PM,
Anonymous said…
Note that your family is furry because many moons ago I sent your clan into the mountains!
You should not be cold at night either, it seems asthough my clan did not keep you up there long enough! A lengthy stay in the mountains would do you some good. watch your back bitch, cuz em cummin fir ye...(insert Burns clan tartan here)
im not sure why this post is so long or why I am getting so mean, because its christmasy at my house and I am happy.
At 10:52 PM,
Erin said…
I CAN'T WRITE MY ESSAY/STUDY ANYMORE...I keep pointlessly checking blogs in case someone posted something new and I can read it and further procrastinate. DAMMIT EXAMS. Dammit life! Keep posting woman.
At 2:21 PM,
Mandy said…
Hahaha you guys are funny. I check people's blogs a lot too erin, sometimes twice in one sitting. On that note, Burns get your ass in gear with YOUR blog! Maybe I will mention pubes again if you post something. I'll rip your tartan. Rip it good.
At 10:49 AM,
Unknown said…
thank you, thank you, mandy...but also erin and roz for this amazing amusement. I too am supposed to be writing an essay. I have 2 pages done out of 25 and it's due tuesday. damn.
But it's snowing this morning, for the first time this season. it's so pretty and everything is dusted with white. I miss you guys and your clan warfare!
I stopped using bars of soap because they were dove and they kept melting into oblivion and leaving a slimy soap trail down the side of the tub. it's all about the body wash.
I got a stupid 4 dollar hot chocolate from stupid starbucks last night. I can't stop going to coffee shops. there are literally 8 within 3 blocks. you guys should try to black cherry vanilla tea from second cup. it's so good!
I wish i had the problem of boob spillage, but we all know i have to opposite issue!
Talk to you soon :) PS I think I'm skipping the first week of school to stay in ontario/owen sound/burlington and extra week!
see you soooooon
At 4:44 PM,
Erin said…
ahhhh Dallas I feel your pain on the essays. I finished mine and finally moved on...to exams.
Sad face.
I had another frappucino last night (saturday) AND a caramel correto from Second Cup on Friday. Probably $9 total for two drinks. I have Christmas shopping to do. That's bad.
I'm excited for Christmas break and seeing friends. So soon, so soon!!
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